kkkathing:

shouldnt:

Please be entertained by this fish scaring this dog.

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dogs

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idreaminwords:

Raven’s mom knows what’s up

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

rninor:

weepingdildo:

landorus:

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

"I’ll make you moan, over"

"bend over"
"bend what? over"

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pussylover3000:

IM LOGGING OFF

pussylover3000:

IM LOGGING OFF

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When a video game lets you move during extended dialogue:

wesker-is-hot:

subwaywithinmymind:

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Well I want it to be like real life. Doesn’t everyone spin in place when being spoken to? 

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thewintersoldiersbutt:

Marvel in a Nutshell: Iron Man

View More: Captain America, The Avengers, Thor, Thor 2

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real-life-gbf:

dennys:

normcore-dad:

dennys:

welcome to dencon. on your birthday you get an extra hour in the pit.

I don’t know how much Denny’s pays their social media team but however much it is, it’s not enough

$17000


This is my new favorite post

real-life-gbf:

dennys:

normcore-dad:

dennys:

welcome to dencon. on your birthday you get an extra hour in the pit.

I don’t know how much Denny’s pays their social media team but however much it is, it’s not enough

$17000

This is my new favorite post

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tom-spanks:

[exasperated 90s sitcom character voice] magNetoooo

(via yer-a-blizzard-harreh)

asker

Anonymous asked: One time i went to olive garden with my mom and she told me she was alcoholic and then the next time we went she told me that she was divorcing my dad

iammissjackson:

thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg:

THE REAL BALL IS STILL IN HIS GLOVE THOUGH. LIKE HE HAD THIS PLANNED FROM THE START.

what a fucking stud

iammissjackson:

thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg:

THE REAL BALL IS STILL IN HIS GLOVE THOUGH. LIKE HE HAD THIS PLANNED FROM THE START.

what a fucking stud

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